Funny Slogans

"Absofuckinlutely" is printed to the front of you chosen garmentThe initial price is for a T-Shirt, but will change as you select different products.  Nordikota designs are only available on our website and we don't hold stock in our store. All items are custom hand printed to order.For informa..

"I just rolled my eyes so hard I hurt myself" is printed to the front of your chosen garmentThe initial price is for a T-Shirt, but will change as you select different products.  Nordikota designs are only available on our website and we don't hold stock in our store. All items are custom hand ..

"When you really want to slap someone, do it and yell ' Mosquito' " is printed to the front of your chosen designThe initial price is for a T-Shirt, but will change as you select different products.  Nordikota designs are only available on our website and we don't hold stock in our store. All i..

"Once upon a time I was sweet & innocent.  Then shit happened" is printed to the front of your chosen garmentThe initial price is for a T-Shirt, but will change as you select different products.  Nordikota designs are only available on our website and we don't hold stock in our store. ..

2 Words 1 Finger is printed to the front of your chosen garment in you preferred colourThe initial price is for a T-Shirt, but will change as you select different products.  Nordikota designs are only available on our website and we don't hold stock in our store. All items are custom hand printed to..

"Are You Mature... Nob selected" is printed on the front of your chosen garmentThe initial price is for a T-Shirt, but will change as you select different products.  Nordikota designs are only available on our website and we don't hold stock in our store. All items are custom hand printed to order.F..

Someone needed to set a bad example is printed to the front of your chosen garmentThe initial price is for a T-Shirt, but will change as you select different products. If no print colour is confirmed, we will use Black or White - depending on the colour of the garment.Nordikota designs are only ava..

This "Best Friends Forever" design is printed on our 11oz photo mugs for a unique gift.  They measure 80mm Diameter and 93mm High, and are microwave and dishwasher safe ..

Don't be a Cockwomble design is printed on these popular ceramic photo mugs.  These 10oz photo mugs measure 80mm Diameter and 93mm High, and are microwave and dishwasher safe ..

This Coffee Slut design is printed on these popular ceramic photo mugs.  These 10oz photo mugs measure 80mm Diameter and 93mm High, and are microwave and dishwasher safe ..

"Crabby Bastard" xmas design is printed to the front of your chosen garment The initial price is for a T-Shirt, but will change as you select different products.Nordikota designs are only available on our website and we don't hold stock in our store. All items are custom hand printed to order.For in..

Don't be a Cuntasaurus design is printed on these popular ceramic photo mugs.  These 10oz photo mugs measure 80mm Diameter and 93mm High, and are microwave and dishwasher safe ..

Don't be a Dickasaurus design is printed on these popular ceramic photo mugs.  These 10oz photo mugs measure 80mm Diameter and 93mm High, and are microwave and dishwasher safe ..

Don't be a Dickwad design is printed on these popular ceramic photo mugs.  These 10oz photo mugs measure 80mm Diameter and 93mm High, and are microwave and dishwasher safe ..

"Don't Grow Up.  It's a Trap" is printed to the front of your chosen garmentThe initial price is for a T-Shirt, but will change as you select different products. If no print colour is confirmed, we will use Black or White - depending on the colour of the garment.Nordikota designs are only available..